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TRUE CONFESSIONS: MAYBE I DID AND MAYBE I DIDN'T


  1. I once rhymed "Delilah with beguile ya" and "Medusa with seduce ya" in the same song.

  2. I dreamt about chocolate chip pancakes last night.

  3. I might have changed my ex's new girlfriend's Netflix username to the "C" word. Just trust me when I say this is very uncharacteristic of me and it was sort of on accident. Oh well.

  4. I can't whistle for shit.

  5. I sometimes joke before I think.

I have no regrets.

(except for #5)

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