I once rhymed "Delilah with beguile ya" and "Medusa with seduce ya" in the same song.
I dreamt about chocolate chip pancakes last night.
I might have changed my ex's new girlfriend's Netflix username to the "C" word. Just trust me when I say this is very uncharacteristic of me and it was sort of on accident. Oh well.
I can't whistle for shit.
I sometimes joke before I think.
I have no regrets.
(except for #5)