TRUE CONFESSIONS: MAYBE I DID AND MAYBE I DIDN'T

1. I once rhymed "Delilah with beguile ya" and "Medusa with seduce ya" in the same song.

2. I dreamt about chocolate chip pancakes last night.

3. I might have changed my ex's new girlfriend's Netflix username to the "C" word. Just trust me when I say this is very uncharacteristic of me and it was sort of on accident. Oh well.

4. I can't whistle for shit.

5. I sometimes joke before I think.

I have no regrets.

(except for #5)